well, let's just say i'm another homosapien like everyone else.

Announcer: Hello everybody!!! Welcome to tonight's show of 'Felita's very Interesting Introduction to Herself". I'll give her two minutes to speak. NOW HHEEERRREE SHE IS..."

Okay. So. Where do I start? This is my first post. I am lost.
The truth is that I really don't know how to introduce myself and make great first impressions like many others do. Well I guess to start off, let's just say that I'm a homosapien like everyone else.

In normal introductions, many people start out with their names and BASIC information. So, I guess I'll do that.

"Hi, my name is Felita. *knows this is boring but cannot think of anything* I am a person. I am currently a high school student. I like food, so I eat food." *many people start falling asleep and snoring*

Person A: Boo... That was not very cool.
Person B: I expected better than that.
Person A: Yeah. I know right. It was a bit TOO basic.

Okay, okay. I guess that wasn't as good as I expected. I won't give up. *thinks of 'I Won't Give Up' by Jason Mraz and starts humming tune in head* I'll do another introduction to myself. I won't make anyone fall asleep. Promise. 

Hola, me llamo Felita Zhang. 我是一位高中生。Give me a random topic and I'll start a conversation with you. YES, I am muy muy social. *apologizes for bad Spanish grammar and word usage* 我经常说出来的话根本都不会经过大脑。I am pretty fluent in Chinese, I guess, because I moved there for two and a half years. It was a muy intersante experience. People have told me that the more you use a language, the better you can get at it. I tried for Spanish... I'll improve for sure. *Says to Spanish teacher: So Sorry! I won't let you down again......*
Now, on to other things about me. I'll tell you some of my interests, just because many people are just interested in other peoples' interests. Wow that's quite an interesting interest. *Now no one is falling asleep because they're sprinting down the hill full of words, trying to catch up with all the usages of the word 'interest'* A bit redundant wasn't it. It won't be later. It'll be very INTERESTING.

Person A: Hey Person B! Oh god, that irony just then... She said she wouldn't be using the word 'interesting' again, but ends up using it anyway. She should stop. 
Person B: Wait! But I wanna know more. I hardly know anything else except for her awkward 'interests'. 

*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Announcer: Well, I guess time is up and that concludes Felita's Introduction to Herself. That was a very intriguing talk. If you want to know more about her, look at her future blogs where she will reveal some very "clever" thoughts to the world.

Hey hey hey. My thoughts are not 'clever', they're INTERESTING. 

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